August 13, 2007

Karl Rove's Book

On an episode of "West Wing," John deLancie played a manipulative pollster who was happy to sacrifice all sense of morality in order to win an election. And Tobey said to him, "I finally figured out who you are." deLancie's character said, "He's going to say 'Satan.'" And Tobey said, "No. You're the guy who runs into the 7-11 to buy Satan a pack of cigarettes."

Satan's real life cigarette buyer, Karl Rove, has announced that he'll be scampering off the sinking ship of the Bush administration come the end of August. The speculation is that he'll be writing a book.

Thoughts as to an appropriate title?

PAD

Posted by Peter David at August 13, 2007 07:56 AM | TrackBack | Other blogs commenting
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Posted by: Sean Scullion at August 13, 2007 08:15 AM

Either Red Rover, Red Rover of Musings of a Roving Manipulator.

Posted by: elias_A at August 13, 2007 08:33 AM

If I did it.

Posted by: Stephen Silk at August 13, 2007 08:43 AM

A Bird Of the Hand...

Posted by: Sig at August 13, 2007 08:49 AM

Untouchable.

Posted by: Jester at August 13, 2007 08:50 AM

How to Succeed at Tyranny Without Really Trying

Democracy: It's Just a "Theory"

Political Manipulation for Dummies

Posted by: Michael P at August 13, 2007 08:51 AM

Dismantling The Constitution For Fun And Profit

Accountability, Schmaccountability

How To Make A Turd Blossom In Five Easy Steps

Posted by: Tim Lynch at August 13, 2007 08:54 AM

You Can Make a Turd Blossom, But It's Still a Turd

The Architect of Fear


TWL

Posted by: Tim Lynch at August 13, 2007 08:55 AM

Oh, and of course...

My Pet Goat

Posted by: Mike at August 13, 2007 09:09 AM

Why Do Fools Fall For Rove?

Posted by: edhopper at August 13, 2007 09:28 AM

Winning isn't everything, it's the ONLY thing!

Posted by: Peter David at August 13, 2007 09:29 AM

It'd be cool if Mark Waid did something to piss off Karl Rove so that Rove sued him and the case was "Rove V. Waid."

Or, y'know, not...

PAD

Posted by: Sasha at August 13, 2007 09:34 AM

HECK OF A JOB

Posted by: Sasha at August 13, 2007 09:34 AM

HECK OF A JOB

Posted by: Chris at August 13, 2007 09:42 AM

BUSH'S BALLS.

Posted by: cbranch at August 13, 2007 10:07 AM

Yes Mr. David....Bush smokes camel lights

Posted by: Mark at August 13, 2007 10:18 AM

In case anybody didn't know,
Mike Wieringo died of a sudden heart attack yesterday.

http://forum.newsarama.com/showthread.php?t=125110

RIP Mike

Posted by: Jay at August 13, 2007 10:18 AM

The Devil on Both Shoulders

Posted by: mark at August 13, 2007 10:21 AM

That link I posted doesn't seem to be working

It's on the main page of newsarama.

http://forum.newsarama.com/showthread.php?t=125110

"The comics industry lost a luminary this weekend – Mike Wieringo passed away Sunday of a sudden heart attack. Details are still sketchy as of this time, but according to close sources, the acclaimed artist had chest pains at some point during the day and called 911, but the responders did not make it in time.

Wieringo was 44 years old. He was a vegetarian, and “one of the healthiest ones of us in the bunch,” as his longtime friend and collaborator Todd Dezago described him.

Wieringo worked every day, updating his blog and website with a constant stream of sketches at http://www.mikewieringo.com/. His last sketch was posted on Friday.
"

Posted by: Mark C. Dooley at August 13, 2007 10:49 AM

SATAN SMOKES KOOLS

Posted by: Jason M. Bryant at August 13, 2007 10:54 AM

I WILL EAT YOUR KIDNEY

Posted by: David Hunt at August 13, 2007 10:56 AM

Oh come on. I think it's well established that Marley is the brand of cigarettes that Satan smokes.

Posted by: Kim Metzger at August 13, 2007 11:02 AM

"The Puppet Master"

or

"Hairless Plotter and the Chamber of Secrets"

Posted by: Lou at August 13, 2007 11:15 AM

"Swiftboating for fun and profit"?

Only one question, will he issue the "general order 66" before or after he leaves?

Posted by: bobb alfred at August 13, 2007 11:17 AM

Steal This Country
(But Buy My Book)

Posted by: Herb at August 13, 2007 11:44 AM

Interesting that you cite the WW episode "20 Hours in LA" - in Rove's case, I suspect that the episode "Faith Based Initiative" might be apropos.

Posted by: John Conner at August 13, 2007 12:06 PM

I can not believe 25 entries and I still get this one...

"The Complete Idiots Guide to Stealing Elections"

imagine the cover quote by Bush.... "Rovie taught me every thing I think I know..."

Posted by: Hermann at August 13, 2007 12:30 PM

Pimp My Country

From Hell To Eternity

Burning Bush and other semi-biblical stories

My Way

Conversations with God, Book $

Democracy Made Sleazy

Foundation and Empire: Tales of the Mule

6 of one, half dozen of another, and a quarter of a two-four.

Posted by: Hermann at August 13, 2007 12:30 PM

Pimp My Country

From Hell To Eternity

Burning Bush and other semi-biblical stories

My Way

Conversations with God, Book $

Democracy Made Sleazy

Foundation and Empire: Tales of the Mule

6 of one, half dozen of another, and a quarter of a two-four.

Posted by: Hermann at August 13, 2007 12:33 PM

Sorry about double clicking, and any chance of a review on B5:Lost Tales?

Posted by: ddub All Star at August 13, 2007 12:43 PM

My 7 years as President

Posted by: JeffG at August 13, 2007 01:14 PM

MC Rove: Why Old White Guys In Tuxes Shouldn't Rap

Posted by: Dave Van Domelen at August 13, 2007 02:57 PM

And now for a few Rove might actually use:

The Making Of A President

Energizing The Base (And What To Do With Them Once They're Energized)

From Texas To Washington And Back

Posted by: Paul1963 at August 13, 2007 03:00 PM

Buy This Book or I'll Ruin Your Career

Support Our Troops!: Why Anyone Who Doesn't Buy This Book Hates America

Posted by: campchaos at August 13, 2007 03:09 PM

The Unroveling of a Presidency?

or simply, The Teflon Administration ?

Posted by: Lou at August 13, 2007 03:59 PM

well,
"Mein Kampf" was already taken....

Posted by: J. Alexander at August 13, 2007 05:12 PM

Chicken-fried Presidency

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

Posted by: John Mosby at August 13, 2007 05:41 PM

Rap and Spin...

Posted by: Matt Adler at August 13, 2007 05:47 PM

"Brainless"

Posted by: vocalyz at August 13, 2007 06:15 PM

Take This Job and Rove it!

Posted by: Turtletrekker at August 13, 2007 07:05 PM

"Apocalypse Now".

"Dracula"

"A Politician's Guide to Male Prostitutes: When To Call Them, How They Should Dress, and What They Should Ask At The Press Conference"

"The Devil and Mr. Bush"

"You're Okay, I'm A Traitor"

"One Rove To Bind Them..."

Posted by: Darin at August 13, 2007 08:15 PM

"How I Kept Outsmarting the Democrats"

Posted by: Brian Douglas at August 13, 2007 09:58 PM

My Triumphs, My Mistakes

Posted by: Mike at August 13, 2007 10:37 PM

I Swear On The Boiled Skull Of Pat Tillman I Keep On My Desk, We Didn't Do Anything Wrong

Posted by: Jason M. Bryant at August 13, 2007 11:52 PM

What if this isn't a good thing?

From Karl Roves' point of view, Bush is done. He can't get reelected, so his political career is only going to go down from here, if not go away completely.

What if Rove is going to look for the next easily controlled politician to mold? What if he's just getting ready to start the cycle over again?

Posted by: Jay at August 14, 2007 12:33 AM

The Evil That Men Do

Posted by: Tom Stern at August 14, 2007 12:35 AM

I didn't Commit Treason to Start a War to Get My Friends Rich, but if I Did, Here's How I Did It!

Posted by: Gmackster at August 14, 2007 04:47 AM

HOW TO OUTRUN JUSTICE ON A SCOOTER

The Wormer Grimeton Chronicles

My Boss Brought Down Western Civilization And All I Got Was A Lousy Billion Dollars

How to Screw Friends and Influence Grand Juries

I Have More Chins Than Scruples

Posted by: Mike at August 14, 2007 07:53 AM
What if Rove is going to look for the next easily controlled politician to mold? What if he's just getting ready to start the cycle over again?

McCain probably lost his soul in a deal for top-republican support to become president. His stand on the war is the closest to the current administrations, and he's probably the best candidate in terms of sheltering the Bush administration. I don't doubt Rove has a bag packed to ride the "Straight Talk Express."

Posted by: Ken from Chicago at August 14, 2007 10:52 AM

ATTACK THEIR STRENGTHS: A Counterintuitive Guide To Winning (Elections)

FIRST ON BASE: Drumming Up Your Base Voters To Win

THE ARCHITECT: A First Draft On The Bush Years

MC ROVE: My Life As A Rapper (with foreward by David Gregory: Lord of the Dance)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdvHwtRdg_I

-- Ken from Chicago

Posted by: Jae Yu at August 14, 2007 01:25 PM

Bush isn't Satan, Cheney is... As for the title of Karl Rove's upcoming book, how about this?:

KAR ROVE - CONFESSIONS OF AN AMERICAN TRAITOR

Posted by: thejohnwilson at August 15, 2007 02:26 PM

How to Make an American President

Karl Rove: Fetching Political Careers

30+ Years of Rove: the Abortion of American Politics

Or the Three Volume Set
Rove: The Man Who Built the Throne
Cheney: The Man Behind the Throne
Bush: The Man Who Shat on the Throne

Until later
John

Posted by: Randal Decker at August 15, 2007 03:13 PM

You know how you can tell Rove is evil? Because he looks just like the glasses wearing nazi from Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Posted by: KarlRoveBook.com at August 17, 2007 12:59 AM

I love this list... but my thought: give Rove (who after all is so telegenic) his own soap opera/drama:

"As the Turd Blossoms"

It could run for years (much to our chagrin).

Pilot: Cowboy Boots and Charisma

Season 1: The Texas Campaign Trail of Tears

Season 2: Governation

Season 3: Goring the Voters

Season 4: Presidenting is Hardcore

Season 5: Boat Swiftly and Kerry a Big Stick

Direct-to-DVD Election Day Special: Live Free or DieBolder (caution: not for distribution in Ohio)

Season 6: Iraq and a Hard Place

Season 7: That's a Rap

Alas, I think this jumped the shark during the pilot.

Posted by: KarlRoveBook.com at August 17, 2007 01:03 AM

One more thing: Meant to mention-- Peter, I was a big DC and independent black-and-white comics reader years and years ago, but the one thing I liked from Marvel, back when, was the "Grey Hulk". Fun stuff.

Posted by: Den at August 17, 2007 11:57 AM

Sociopathic Tendencies are Good For Democracy!

How I Got a Complete Moron in the White House.

War: The Sure-Fire Re-election Strategy.

I rigged elections, help sell a disastrous war, leaked classified intelligence, slandered countless people, and you still can't touch me!

Slandering Your Opponents for Dummies.

Posted by: Manny at August 18, 2007 03:05 PM

Inside the beltway, little bunnies stick their noses out, unsure if it is finally safe. Virgins hear rumors that years of sacrificial offerings to the Dark God Rupert the Fox have ended. SING HOSANNAHS!!! The Architect of Evil, the Baron of B%$#SH&T, the Duke of Deception is no more!!!

Book titles:
How to Buy Friends and Influence Elections.

Bull Turds,or How I learned to Stop Worrying and Avoid the Truth.

Personal Integrity:How to Fake It.

Posted by: Manny at August 19, 2007 12:20 AM

Did I forget "Selling Democracy by the Pound, or The Count of Monte Crapto"?

Posted by: Den at August 19, 2007 10:41 AM

When has Rove ever tried to fake having integrity?

Posted by: Jim at August 20, 2007 11:58 AM

Satan's %@^%# Sodomy Baby

Posted by: RH Jones at August 20, 2007 02:59 PM

"On an episode of "West Wing," John deLancie played a manipulative pollster who was happy to sacrifice all sense of morality in order to win an election."

Was he playing Dick Morris or Jim Carville? My guess is Carville.

Posted by: The Mutt at August 26, 2007 03:43 PM

Karl Rove: The Hand Up Bush's Ass.

Fisting Greatness

Posted by: Brian at August 29, 2007 02:00 PM

"For God and Country"

Collectively, we're obviously pretty stupid to have this bunch in power. He probably figures we'll really eat up a title like this.