February 06, 2005

My running commercial blog

Understand: I know nothing about football. Nothing. Okay, one thing: Kathleen likes to watch the Superbowl.

So I read during the football and watch the commercials. What I'll be doing is assessing the commercials as we go.

DIRECT TV: My God--I just watched my entire life flash before my eyes in sixty seconds. Am I that old? Did it really fly by that quickly? Lord, I'm depressed.

TOSTIDOS: That was cute. The whole bride thing.

BLOCKBUSTER: Boy, netflicks must be cutting into their business.

FORD: What a contest. Who's more obnoxious: Bikers or owners of Ford trucks.

McDONALDS: Eh.

CHEESE: Can'at go wrong with cows.

HOUSE: I haven't been consistent with watching it, but when I do, this is a terrific series, with an unrecognizable Hugh Laurie.

PSA: Sure. Join the team. Just don't use steroids when you do.

6:36

FORD: Liked it better than the one for trucks. I bet there really are people insane enough to drive a convert in the snow.

6:42

BUD WEISER: trust the beer commercials. That was funny. Second favorfite to the muppets.

LENSWEAR: Don't care.

CONSTANTINE: I hate to admit it, but I'm interested in it. Face it, we all know they should have cast Sting, but now that it's done, I'm curious to see whether it works as a film in and of itself.

Enforced break. Got involved with feeding Caroline, followed by playtime, then jammies and then settling her down for bed. But I should be back for the rest of the commercials now.

Paul is playing the halftime show. Amazing. He still looks boyish. More "ish" than "boy," but more boyish than I look and he's got a few years on me.

8:33

American Airlines. Okay, not memorable.

Nissan Maxima. Okay, not great.

Chase. zzzzzzzzzzz

Cadillac. Eh. You know what I'd love to see? A Cadillac commercial in which they're brainstorming and an ad guy says, "How about: Cadillac--the Cadillac of cars!" And they just stare at him. And the tagline is "Cadillac: No one ever says 'The Toyota of' anything..."

8:39

Getting real sick of the Ford convertible commercial.

8:58

Okay, the Ameriquest commercials are officially the funniest things so far. This one with the cat was even better.

Career Builder: Funny series that I'll bet has a lot of folks thinking, "Wow, that's just like MY work place."

9:02

WOTW: You know, if even Spielberg thinks that aliens are coming to kill us, we can prety much pack in the last bastion of optimism.

Cialis: Up to 36 HOURS?! Who is this FOR? Men married to an entire cheerleader squad?

9:11

Honda: "It's not just another truck." Bad news: It's another truck.

Verizon: Okay, I liked that a lot. The whole miniaturization thing. That was funny.

The Shield: I'd gotten out of watching it, but with Glenn Close joining the cast, I may very well take another whack at going with this series.

9:21

Miller: eh. Not the best.

Ford: Eh.

Toyota: This guy and his dog are starting to grow on me.

9:25

Toyota: Well, that's certainly the best ad for a Hybrid I've ever seen.


9:31

Budweiser...zzzz

Mastercard: Okay, that was great. All the trademark guys getting together for dinner. Good thing they weren't eating fish; wonder how Charlie would have reacted.

9:38

Budweiser: A good message and entertainingly told.

9:41

The collected superbowl: Ariel says if it has the commercials, I should buy it.

10:00

Sahara: Don't know anything about it.

Diet Pepsi: What frightens me is that if P Diddy really DID show up in a Pepsi truck, exactly what's depicted in the commercial would likely happen.

10:03

WOW! Okay, this isn't about a commercial, but hell, wow, what a touchdown.


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Posted by: Alan Coil at February 6, 2005 07:17 PM

Hey, I drive a Ford truck.

I am watching Gunsmoke on TV Land and recording the game so that I can watch the commercials later. Really don't care about the game, though.

Saw about 15 seconds of the pregame while I was starting the vcr. Was the entire pregame about freedom, family, and values? I think I am going to be sick. Stop with the ***** propaganda, all ready.

Posted by: Zeek at February 6, 2005 07:24 PM

Ameriquest I think it was. The guy on his cell phone talking to his buddy saying "you're gettting robbed" while he's at the counter of a typical middle america convenience store? Laughed my butt off. (I don't know if it was new for the super bowl but it was new to me!)

Posted by: Jeff In NC at February 6, 2005 07:52 PM

VISA Check Card...Spider-Man saying "read my lips". None of the hero voices seemed right, except for the special guest star at the end of the spot.

Posted by: Zach Kinkead at February 6, 2005 08:10 PM

I look at the Super-Visa commercial this way…

Sure most of the heroes look ridiculous in live action and the fanboy part of me thought they got them wrong what with the voices and Cap having super strength but – between the :whops, false alarm” and the special guest star – damn it was funny. In the end isn’t that what really matters?

Now if they’d just quit interrupting the commercials with the stupid football game…

Posted by: R.K. Bentley at February 6, 2005 08:12 PM

The Visa Card people looked like they had gone to Universal Studios Mavel Land for those horrible costumes.

I guess I'm asking too much for the movie actors in their costumes in the Ad.

The Batman Trailer looked ok....I expected more...

Posted by: Patrick at February 6, 2005 08:15 PM

CONSTANTINE: I hate to admit it, but I'm interested in it. Face it, we all know they should have cast Sting, but now that it's done, I'm curious to see whether it works as a film in and of itself.


Yeah, now that it's done, I'll probably end up going to see it. Though, at the moment, I'm leaning more towards going to see it to see just how bad it turns out to be....

(Yeah, I try to keep an open mind and not judge too much from the previews, cause they've led me wrong before. But the Big Ol' Crucifix Gun(tm) is weighing kinda heavy in my judgement here... *g*)

Posted by: Richard Beaubien at February 6, 2005 08:38 PM

I think Paul was upset with some of the bad press he was getting as the halftime performer, cause that was the best I've seen him preform in few years. Of course it helped he went with 4 good rockers for the performance.

Pretty bleah game, with both teams luck it's tied. I really wish I had the US commercials right now...

Posted by: Lanna at February 6, 2005 08:57 PM

Loved the Salute to Soldiers one. Hoped it put things into perspective for the people who used Sunday Bloody Sunday as music for the players.

Posted by: Loren at February 6, 2005 09:30 PM

Was that Clancy Brown doing the voiceover for the Honda Ridgeline ad?

Posted by: Powell Pugh at February 6, 2005 09:47 PM

Eh. Halftime was fairly predictable, but still good. Not like he couldn't afford more, but that was still pretty cool of Paul to give away his bass and his jacket like that.

At least it wasn't Pat Boone humming the Teletubbies theme song like Bill Amend predicted in Foxtrot... ;-P


Posted by: odessa steps magazine at February 6, 2005 09:56 PM


Peter,

Did you see the very self-referential Fed Ex commercial with Burt Reynolds and the Bear?

Posted by: Eric Recla at February 6, 2005 10:17 PM

Well.. you got the point difference correct in your prediction.

NOw what I've been waiting for.. The Simpsons and American Dad.

Posted by: Rob Markowitz at February 6, 2005 10:29 PM

For Kolker's sake! I just wanna watch "The Simpsons" already...

Posted by: Bunch at February 6, 2005 10:31 PM

I haven't been watching any of this. What is "Tostidos?" Is it anything like "Tostitos?"

Posted by: Wildcat at February 6, 2005 10:32 PM

Constantine? Sting?? Crimony, I hadn't even considered that, hadn't even put that much *thought* into it.

I was ambivalent about Reeves having the role. Now I hate the idea...

Posted by: Lauren Dayap at February 6, 2005 10:38 PM

A bit surprised Peter didn't say anything about the Batman Begins tv spot in his commercial blog....heh

Posted by: A. Greene at February 6, 2005 10:44 PM

I have to agree with "Odessa steps magazine", whomever he or she is. That Fedex commercial cracked me up. Talk about post-modern post-structrualism(sp?) on television. Hilarious.

Posted by: Kevin T. Brown at February 6, 2005 10:46 PM

I'll second the fact that I'm surprised nothing was said by PAD about the Batman Begins trailer.

Not a great trailer, but it does intrigue. I've already seen a lot more than what any of the trailers have shown (thanks to the preview at the Chicago Con '04. Trust me, these trailers show VERY little.....

Oh, and I agree about Glenn Close joining the Sheild. I may have to check it out again. I quickly lost interest last year.

Posted by: R. Maheras at February 6, 2005 10:50 PM

That Visa commercial put Marvel characters back 25 years. It was pathetic. No respect for the source material, bad costumes, Spider-Man was a soprano, and Marvel agreed to let its characters be upstaged by Underdog. My god, doesn't Marvel have a brand manager?

Posted by: Michael Pullmann at February 6, 2005 11:07 PM

"A bit surprised Peter didn't say anything about the Batman Begins tv spot in his commercial blog"

He mighta missed it. Looks like he missed the Visa spot too.

Speaking of which, I must be the only person on the Internet not screaming that the sky is falling.

Posted by: Jerome Maida at February 6, 2005 11:43 PM

Alan Coil,
"Saw about 15 seconds of the pregame while I was starting the VCR. Was the entire pregame about freedom, family and values?"

Don't know. Didn't see it. But I can understand how upset you must be. How dare any telecast include such vile things!

"I think I'm going to be sick."

I'm shedding a tear for you right now.

"Stop with the ***** propaganda all ready."

Stop with the ***** bellyaching already, especially over something you admit you only saw 15 seconds of.
Maybe if you put more energy toward positive purposes, you'd learn how to spell already already.

Posted by: Iowa Jim at February 6, 2005 11:44 PM

Okay, the Ameriquest commercials are officially the funniest things so far. This one with the cat was even better.

Having married into the ownership of a Persian cat (whom, I admit, has won me over), this was without doubt the funniest commercial of the night.

Iowa Jim

Posted by: Iowa JIm at February 6, 2005 11:47 PM

Did you see the very self-referential Fed Ex commercial with Burt Reynolds and the Bear?

While not as good as others, it was at least more creative than many. I hope they run it again.

For what its worth, I loved the game. Especially the last 2 minutes.

Iowa Jim

Posted by: Jerome Maida at February 6, 2005 11:50 PM

Everyone Else,
Okay, on to the ads....

VISA - Some of you are taking this ad way too seriously. It was funny and memorable. And to be honest, I thought Spidey sounded a lot like Tobey Maguire. Just enjoy it for it is - a commercial.


CAREERBUILDER.COM - Laughed my butt off, at all three.

BATMAN BEGINS - Looks pretty cool. I like the tone, atmosphere and vibe I'm getting from it.

The "Thank You" ad was simple, to the point, and moving.

Posted by: Jason Allen at February 6, 2005 11:53 PM

I enjoyed the funny ads and I was hoping for better spots for Constantine and Batman Begins, but there is one spot that I'll be remembering tomorrow morning.

The commercial that hit me the hardest was the one showing the soldiers walking through the airport and people applauding. As I was watching that ad, my Dad quietly said, "Nobody did anything like that when I came back from Vietnam." I told him that I think the same thing every time I see something like that.

Remember the soldiers who came before.

Posted by: Alan Coil at February 7, 2005 12:04 AM

Jerome Maida---thanks for the personal attack.

I already know how to spell already. I simply typed it wrong. When you become perfect, then you can attack others. Until then, try to act like a decent human being.

Support our troops---bring them home.

Posted by: Devin at February 7, 2005 12:56 AM

Sorry Peter, but my friends and I have been using "Cadillac of cars" for years now to refer to my bud's caddy. You should work that line into a comic (coughxfactorcough) though, it'd be funny as hell to see in print.

Posted by: Tom Galloway at February 7, 2005 12:57 AM

Re: Visa ad. Um, *I* had a better Cap outfit for Halloween, and that was from stuff I had lying around the condo (OK, so not everyone has a lifesize Cap shield replica lying around the condo...)

"Cadillac: No one ever says 'The Toyota of' anything..."

As I recall, a few years back some Harvard students got tired of all the "Duke, the Harvard of the South", "Michigan, the Harvard of the Midwest", etc. t-shirts and made up one reading something like "Harvard, the Harvard of the world".

Btw, anyone catch exactly what name Comic Book Guy introduced himself by to Flanders in the Simpsons ep? I thought I caught it, but couldn't come up with a single reason why that should be his real name (and I've been told it's not coincidence that Comic Book Guy has initials CBG).

Posted by: Jeff In NC at February 7, 2005 01:04 AM

The Comic Book Guy's name is Jeff something...

I was too stunned to have the same actual name (as well as a very similar body) to him, although I don't wear shorts and my shirt is normally tucked in.

Posted by: Alan Coil at February 7, 2005 01:04 AM

Comic Book Guy is named Jeff Albertson.
I don't know why either.

Posted by: ArcLight at February 7, 2005 01:42 AM

Loren
Was that Clancy Brown doing the voiceover for the Honda Ridgeline ad?

Yes, he's doing Honda ads now.

Hope the Visa commercial hits online soon, as I wasn't about to sit thru the game to try and catch it.

Chris


Posted by: dave golbitz at February 7, 2005 01:53 AM

Sting would've been perfect for the Constantine role maybe ten years ago or so, given that the character is based on him and all, but he's gettin' older, y'know. I was thinking that Jude Law would have been perfect for it.

And I thought, in that Mastercard commercial, that they were eating fish. Cause it was Charlie the Tune who asked if they all wanted the casserole, and I just assumed it was a tuna casserole...

Posted by: Jeff In NC at February 7, 2005 02:30 AM

The link for Batman Begins isn't working right at this moment, probably because of bandwith issues, but for future reference...

http://www2.warnerbros.com/batmanbegins/video.html

Posted by: Alex Jay Berman at February 7, 2005 04:53 AM

You missed what we thought was the funniest commercial of the night; the Lay's potato chips one.

Posted by: critter42 at February 7, 2005 08:21 AM

Check out Go Daddy's Bob Parsons' blog at http://www.bobparsons.com/ Apparently the NFL persuaded Fox to pull the second showing of GoDaddy's commercial AND pull their marquis spot (the "Super Bowl sponsored by..." segments right before or right after the commercial block). The NFL knee-jerks again, and Fox succumbs. This is not right...

Posted by: gene hall at February 7, 2005 08:43 AM

I liked the reading of the Declaration of Independence reading, very moving. I liked seeing all those NFL greats with the various charities they're involved with. I did cringe a bit at Steve Largent and Focus on the Family.
They're like the Taliban.
The Ameriquest spot with the cat cracked me up.
Sir Paul was great as always. I kept hoping for Ringo to show up!

Posted by: Arthur Cadeaux at February 7, 2005 08:59 AM

I still say that James (Spike) Marsters would've made a great Constantine.

Posted by: Craig J. Ries at February 7, 2005 09:49 AM

You know, just a few short years ago, the Super Bowl used to be THE time to see the first tv spots for all the big upcoming movies.

Now they don't need to bother because of the Internet.

Posted by: Anthony White at February 7, 2005 09:53 AM

Well, the Patriots can beat the Carolina Panthers and Eagles by three points in a free agency weakened league.That is all the evidence I need to call them one of the greatest of all time.

AHHHHHHH must fight....ugh..media...BRAINWASHING!

::takes deep breath::

Not only are they not one of the greatest all time, I don't even think they could beat the old Bills teams that got thumped by the Cowboys. I don't even think they could beat the Bledsoe led New England squad that lost to the Packers.

Posted by: R. Maheras at February 7, 2005 09:58 AM

Jerome wrote: "VISA - Some of you are taking this ad way too seriously. It was funny and memorable. And to be honest, I thought Spidey sounded a lot like Tobey Maguire. Just enjoy it for it is - a commercial."


No, that's exactly the problem, the folks who made the Visa commercial did not take the Marvel characters seriously.

As someone who has been in a position where image and brand management was paramount, the Visa farce was a big step backwards for the serious protrayal of Marvel characters in mainstream media, in my opinion. It hearkens to the "Sock! Pow! Bam!" stereotypical news portrayal days of comics, which, if you ask me, comics enthusiasts should be avoiding like the plague.

Posted by: Bobb at February 7, 2005 10:06 AM

The Pats the greatest of all time? Nearly impossible. The very fact that it is a league "watered down" by free agency means that today's Pats would likely get creamed by any of the dynasties of the past. But that only makes their accomplishment that much more impressive, as they were able to form a football dynasty without really having a dynasty.

Wins alone don't make a dynasty: you need to win/rule with essentially the same team in order to have a true dynasty. Free Agency pretty much means that we aren't likely to see a true dynasty for a while, but this comes close.

Posted by: Bobb at February 7, 2005 10:08 AM

I thought the Visa MArvel commercial was goofy. But it was a Visa add. That "Sock, POW BAM" era has a certain hold on people, and I don't see anything wrong with a little indulgence once in a while. And I think that's what it was, an indulgence to things gone past.

Batman Begins should more than advance any harm done by last night's spot.

Posted by: John at February 7, 2005 11:40 AM

What? No mention of the Godaddy.com ad? The woman with the Wardrobe Malfunction in the Committee Meeting? (Maybe you missed it during your break)

(It was **supposed** to air twice, again during the 2 minute warning, but the NFL got upset after the first airing, contacted FOX, and they replaced it with a Simpson's commercial)

more here

I enjoyed the Kinko's ad too about the 10 requirements of a Superbowl ad.

Posted by: Lauren Dayap at February 7, 2005 11:41 AM

I think Joseph Fiennes should've been Constantine..IMO..

Posted by: Chris at February 7, 2005 11:47 AM

Ah...found it.

Superbowl ads (including the Visa and GoDaddy spots) are online here:

http://www.tubespot.com/index.php?index=superbowl

Posted by: Anthony White at February 7, 2005 12:22 PM

Bobb, I don't even think this team could beat the Kelly led Bills that were constantly thumped by the Cowboys.....

Posted by: Paul1963 at February 7, 2005 01:40 PM

The Mustang commercial: For what those things are supposed to cost when they roll out, I'd be tempted to drop the top for a brief spin, too...but I'd turn the heat ALLLL the way up.

The Cadillac commercial: I see they said both cars depicted would be available "late 2005." I assume that means the V-series versions depicted in the ad, but it got me thinking: Cadillac has been showing that Corvette-based two-seater, the XLR, in ads for something like two years now. Has anyone ever seen one on the road?

The P.Diddy Pepsi-truck ad: That's pretty much what would happen. Snoop Dogg has sold a lot of Chrysler 300's and if 50 Cent gets the '06 Charger he wants it'll move a lot of those, too. Remember the film, "Get Shorty," where Chili Palmer gets an Oldsmobile Silhouette in a rental mixup and by the end of the film it's the It Car in Hollywood?

The Ameriquest ads were hysterical, as was the Brad Pitt Heineken ad.

My friends and I had fun coming up with songs Paul McCartney could have done that would offend people: "Why Don't We Do It In The Road?" or "Back in the USSR" or "Revolution" or "Run for Your Life," for example. Most of those are John's, though.
It was a nice set, though, and it was kind of neat to see all those people who were clearly too young to remember Wings, let alone the Beatles, getting into "Drive My Car" and "Get Back."

Okay, Peter, I need the numbers for the next Mega-Millions drawing...

Paul

Posted by: Devin at February 7, 2005 01:53 PM

I don't buy this "not a real dynasty" crap for one second. This is the NFL, not Division A-II. THere is a high level of skill in every player on that field. The "dynasties" of the past had a few name players on each side of the ball, but it's the solid play of the guys that aren't TO or Brady that win games. That's never changed. The Pats have that kind of group behind Brady, tough skilled guys that do their job. Stopping an offense like the Eagles is no easy task for any tea, not matter what decade.

Posted by: DneColt at February 7, 2005 04:17 PM

I like the "the Cadillac of cars" idea -- but I wonder if anyone under 30 even knows what that means.

Is Cadillac still the gold standard of luxury? Wouldn't it now be "the Hummer of -" whatever?

I don't know. Is still think it would be funny as hell, though.

"No one ever says 'The Toyota of' anything." Heh heh heh.

Posted by: Marionette at February 7, 2005 06:41 PM

Must admit I find some weird double standards going on when people will get hysterical over a rather ugly nipple, but it's perfectly okay to show an image of what appears to be a man having just emasculated his cat with a cleaver. What if some small child asked its parents to explain the joke to them?

Could anyone seriously suggest that explaining why a cat might have its balls cut off is less of a problem than explaining that girls have nipples?

Posted by: Peter David at February 8, 2005 01:53 AM

"Could anyone seriously suggest that explaining why a cat might have its balls cut off is less of a problem than explaining that girls have nipples?"

Okay, it may have been that I wasn't watching closely enough, but it looked to me like--when the woman stumbled upon the scene--the impression she was supposed to get was that the guy had just killed the cat and was about to cook it up in the pot. I didn't any "he was about to neuter the thing" from the image.

Not that killing and eating the cat is all that much better, but still...

PAD

Posted by: Kim Metzger at February 8, 2005 02:11 AM

Regarding the BATMAN BEGINS trailer, I liked the line at the end it where, after test driving the future Batmobile, Christian Bale asks "Does it come in black?"

Also, to my knowledge, no one has said the obvious to the news that Liam Neeson is going to be one of Bruce Wayne's teachers in the film: Batman is going to be taught by Darkman!

Posted by: Jerome Maida at February 8, 2005 05:02 AM

Jason Allen,
"The commercial that hit me the hardest was the one showing the soldiers walking through the airport and people applauding. As I was watching that ad, my dad quietly said, 'Nobody did anything like that when I came back from Vietnam.'"

You know, there was a similar moment for me. I was watching the game at my dad's. When the commercial came on, everyone was quiet and he just quietly said, "Just like when I came home."
He never, eber mentions Vietnam. So that was powerful. He then said the commercial was "cool" and that he was glad today's combatants are being recognized in such a manner.

"Remember the soldiers who came before."
Amen.

Posted by: Jerome Maida at February 8, 2005 05:43 AM

Alan Coil,
"Jerome Maida - thanks for the personal attack."

It was not intended as such. But if you are determined to be thin-skinned, after making a bombastic, abrasive comment like 'Stop with the ***** propaganda already', then...you're welcome!

"I already knew how to spell already."

Good for you.

"I simply typed it wrong."

I thought that might be the case, but having it separated into two words led me to believe otherwise.

"When you become perfect, then you can attack others."

But if I were to become perfect, THEN my attacking others would REALLY be unfair.
It wasn't an attack. It's called being sarcastic. Please do grow up.

"Until then, try to act like a decent human being."

Do you normally overreact this way?

"Support our troops - bring them home."

Because, of course, supporting them WHILE THEY ARE THERE is apparently too much to ask.

Posted by: Craig J. Ries at February 8, 2005 08:58 AM

Because, of course, supporting them WHILE THEY ARE THERE is apparently too much to ask.

Oh, apparently.

But it's not too much to ask for them to die for a pointless/worthless cause, to die not defending their homes, etc.

Apparently it's also too much to ask for Bushies to stop assuming that one means the other when it comes to supporting our troops and not supporting the (baseless) war in Iraq.

Posted by: Thacher E. Cleveland at February 8, 2005 02:11 PM

I'm horribly offended that they showed that convertable commercial three times, forcing innocent children to witness the horror or a man being frozen to death over and over again. My eight year old wasn't watching, but she *could* have, that's enough for me to write a letter. When is that kind of disgusting filth going to be off the airwaves?

Posted by: Scavenger at February 8, 2005 02:49 PM

Frankly the MAstercard ad with Charley Tuna serving tuna casserole horrified me!!!

The Batman Begins ad seems mainly to show "Hey look! We have major stars in this movie!" (though the one bit with Lucious showing Bruce the military car that becomes the Batmobile, makes me like the new batmobile much more..justifiying it in story, rather than just cuz it looks cool!).

Posted by: Robert Jung at February 8, 2005 06:43 PM

What, no love for the Napster commercial? ;-)

--R.J.

Posted by: Marionette at February 8, 2005 07:20 PM

Not that killing and eating the cat is all that much better, but still...

You are right. That makes much more sense in context. Don't know what was going through my head. Even so my point is still valid, as you indicate.

Posted by: David K. M. Klaus at February 8, 2005 10:50 PM

Okay, we're all comics fans and pop culture fans, so of course we're going to discuss how Marvel is being dissed (no worse than Jerry Seinfeld walking down the street with a cartoon Superman, really), or the inappropriateness of Charley the Tuna eating casserole -- but what kind of science fiction fans are you people?!?

*T*H*I*S* is the Ad Of The Year, hands down:

http://www.boldlygo.com/superbowl/video_rocket.asp

It's HAVE SPACE SUIT, WILL TRAVEL by way of STAR TREK, and you don't even have to collect soap wrappers or write a slogan.

P. A. D., are you going to space on the ENTERPRISE?

I will be.

Posted by: Adam Neace at February 9, 2005 04:26 PM

PAD wrote - "CONSTANTINE: I hate to admit it, but I'm interested in it. Face it, we all know they should have cast Sting, but now that it's done, I'm curious to see whether it works as a film in and of itself."

I feel almost the same, except I probably would have cast James Marsters. He would have just had to have done his Spike performance without the vampirisim.