May 17, 2002

The TARDIS at Pooh Corner - Chapter 4

In Which the TARDIS is explored and Piglet defeats The Terror of the Woozles...

The first Woozle looked at the second Woozle, or rather, didn't look at him so much as look through him, for Woozles, you see, or even if you don't see, were somewhat transparent. You could see their outlines, and their small little eyes and sharp teeth, and you had a general idea of how long their long tails were, and how thin their thin bodies were. They were, in essence, Phantom Woozles.

So, as we said, the first Woozle, whose name was Straka, looked at the second Woozle, whose name was Robb, and said, or rather hissed, "I don't believe it. Do you? I just don't believe it."

"No," said Robb sadly. "I don't believe it, either. Here we are, ready to take over this dimension, and then we run out of money." He shook his head. "It's not like the old days, Straka." He chewed on his lower lip. "Not like the old days at all. They had proper respect for the military back then."

Straka looked around the planet which had been their headquarters for several months. "It's very nice here," he said. "I've quite come to like it. It will be a shame to leave."

Robb glowered fiercely, which made sense, of course, since it was the only was one could glower. To glower cheerfully, most certainly, is impossible, and any other sort of glower really doesn't do it justice. So he glowered fiercely and said, "Maybe we don't have to go. If we can show them... show them how simple it will be to conquer this dimension... then perhaps we could convince them."

"Do you really think so?" asked Straka.

"I wouldn't have said so if I didn't. We're many times stronger than any creatures here. Watch."

Robb looked up at a bird in a nearby tree. It was a bird with all color feathers--some blue, some orange, some not even in the visible spectrum, if you can believe such a thing. Robb frowned very intensely and he even gave a faint greenish glow, and the little bird began to shake and quake as if he were very afraid of something, and then he started to laugh as if something had struck him very funny indeed, and then he looked as if he wanted to do both at one and the same time, and then he passed out.

Robb smiled a particularly nasty sort of smile at Straka. "You see. You see how simple it is. We can control all emotions. We don't even need large weapons. We can make them all fear us just by using our minds."

Straka nodded, quite obviously impressed, and then suddenly his ears pricked up. "What's that noise?"

"What noise?" said Robb, and then he heard it too. A loud thrumming sort of noise....

* * *

"We've landed, Doctor."

Pooh sighed and scratched his head. "Jeannie Robin, I have a question. Is it possible that we could have an adventure without leaving the TARDIS? It's just that... whenever we step outside... I know I am of Very Little Brain, but it seems to me that, with some sort of danger always waiting just outside, perhaps this once we might avoid it by staying inside."

Jeannie considered the matter. "Well... what would you like to do instead?"

Pooh pondered, as Pooh was in the habit of doing, and as he pondered, Piglet spoke up.

"Doctor Pooh, I couldn't help but notice that this TARDIS is quite big. Perhaps we could explore it."

Doctor Pooh continued to ponder, and then said, "I know. We shall explore the TARDIS itself."

And this, then, was what they decided to do. Jeannie put on a jacket and a large white pith helmet, which was what one wore when one went Exploring, and Piglet also tried on a pith helmet, but it covered him completely, not even leaving him room to move it about. However, he became somewhat fond of it, and so he cut a hold in it for a window, since it really was too dark, and he found some Piglet-sized furniture which fit into it very nicely, and in no time at all he had made himself a quite acceptable home, which he straightaway named "Trespassers William," after a famous relative of his of whom he knew, in fact, nothing at all but never hesitated to make up stories about with such detail that he himself believed them to be true, and he would go on and on, in much the same manner as this sentence has.

Be that as it may, that is how Piglet came to have his own place in the Hundred-Acre-TARDIS, and it's a fortunate thing that that is not the point of this Chapter, or else it would be a very short story indeed (which some might have considered for the best).

Be that as it may, Pooh and Piglet and Jeannie Robin got all their exploring gear together, picked a door to go through, and went through it. They went through several doors after that, bringing them through other various rooms which mostly seemed to be dusty or unused, and one which was covered with signs that said "Wet Paint" all about, and finally they stepped into a very familiar room which Jeannie Robin quickly realized was the control room from which they had started out in the first place.

She relayed this information to the Doctor, who said cheerfully, "Well, that was quite an adventure."

"Doctor," replied Jeannie Robin, "that was hardly an adventure at all. We must try again."

"Oh, bother," said Doctor Pooh. "I thought it had seemed too simple."

So they went out another door, and this one led them onto a staircase which they began to descend. Jeannie Robin clicked on her flashlight, which was not really necessary since the way was well lit, but she felt this to be more appropriate behavior for an Expedition.

"How long will this expotition take, Doctor Pooh?" asked Piglet.

"As long as it must, I suppose," said the Doctor a bit unhappily. And then he eyed Piglet curiously. "What are you doing, Piglet?"

"I'm crumbling up bread crumbs," said Piglet as he crumbled up bread crumbs, "and I'm leaving a trail behind us," as he left a trail behind them, "so that we can find our way back if we have to."

"That," said Pooh with admiration, "is a clever thing to do in an expotition," and Piglet's face colored even pinker than usual at the Doctor's praise.

So on they walked, Jeannie Robin exploring and Pooh humming and Piglet crumbling and dropping. And what Pooh hummed was this, with Piglet chiming in every so often with a "Rom-titty-Pom," a phrase left to him by Trespassers William:

The Expotition


  We three travelers in the TARDIS be
  Piglet and Jeannie and most of all me
  Searching for we don't know what we will find
  I hope it won't *Rom-titty-Pom* from behind
  We three travelers in the TARDIS be
  Hoping to find whatever we see
  Why are we looking, I haven't a hunch
  As long as we *Rom-titty-Pom* back for lunch
  We three travelers in the TARDIS be
  *Rom-titty-Rom-titty-pom-pom* we three
  The Expotition *Rom-titty-pom-pom-pom
  *Rom-titty-pom-pom, titty-pom*

"Piglet," said Doctor Pooh.

"Yes, Doctor?"

"Piglet," he said, not unkindly, "I really think you got a bit carried away with the 'Rom-titty-Poms', particularly towards the end."

"Did I?"

"I'm afraid so, dear Piglet. You see, a truly good hum has to have a bit more to it than a lot of 'Rom-titty-Poms'," and he added hastily, "not that there's anything wrong with 'Rom-titty-Poms' in their place. No, not at all. But not quite so many at one time. You understand, don't you?"

"Yes, Doctor," said Piglet with a small sniffle, but his distress was quickly forgotten when he saw a sign--two signs, actually. They were both situated at the end of a corridor which branched off in two directions. One sign pointed left and said, "Tigger's House," and the other pointed off to the right and said "Eeyore's Gloomy Place."

They stared at the signs for a time, and then Pooh said, "Which way do you think we should go, Jeannie Robin?"

Jeannie closed her lips tightly for a moment, and then said decisively, "Let's go this way." So that was the way they went.

They walked for what seemed a long time, and the lights became darker and darker, and now Jeannie's flashlight came in handy. Pretty soon, however, they could barely see in front of themselves, and Doctor Pooh wondered if there was anywhere that he could go in which he did not get involved in some sort of adventurous situation. Even this Expotition seemed to be trouble.

And then, suddenly, it came out at them from the darkness.

* * *

Robb and Straka looked around the outside of the TARDIS in astonishment. Then they looked at each other, and then back at the TARDIS. They looked at the sign that said "Sanders" and then looked at the pot of honey on top, and finally they looked at each other again.

"What is it?" asked Straka.

"It is a large Blue Box with a sign that says 'Sanders' and a pot of honey on the top," said Robb.

"Ah," said Straka, and then, "but what is it for?"

"I don't know," said Robb thoughtfully, "but from the way it just appeared here, I would guess it's some sort of thing to travel in."

"I wonder if it can travel between dimensions," said Straka.

"Now that, said Robb, his beady eyes lighting up, "is a very good idea. Let's take a look inside."

The two Woozles went down on all fours and without any effort at all, slithered through the impossibly narrow crack between the door and the floor of the TARDIS, and stood, rather pleased with themselves, in the TARDIS control room.

* * *

It came out at them from the darkness--a deep, rather down sort of voice that said, "Oh bother. Company. Just what I would have wanted if I had asked for it, but I didn't ask for it. Still, you're here and you might as well make yourselves comfortable."

Doctor Pooh blinked uncertainly in the dim light. "Eh, pardon me but... who are you?"

"And where are you?" put in Piglet.

There was a pause. "As to where I am... I am here. And as for who I am..." and a small gray form separated itself from the Darkness, "I am Eeyore."

"Oh," said Doctor Pooh.

"I could try," said Eeyore helpfully, "to be someone else if you like. I have no great attachment to being me."

"No, that's quite all right," said Jeannie Robin.

"I'm glad," was the sour response. "I wouldn't have liked it if you'd been upset."

The three travelers looked at the small, sad-looking donkey for a time, and then Doctor Pooh asked, "How long have you been here?"

Eeyore shrugged. "I really don't know. Long enough, but not too long. Long enough to build myself a house and fix the place up nicely. Do you like it?" he asked, a tinge of hope in his voice.

Doctor Pooh thought it without a doubt the most depressing place he'd ever been. But he didn't wish to hurt Eeyore's feelings and so said, "It's very nice. Really."

"Thank you. I'm glad you like it. If you hadn't like it, I might have become depressed."

"You mean--you're not depressed now?" asked Jeannie.

"Not as depressed as I could be," said Eeyore.

"Is there anything we could do to cheer you up?" asked Piglet, hopping from one foot to the other anxiously.

"I don't think so. Just be sure to keep the other fellow away from me. He makes me nervous. And I don't like to get nervous. When I get nervous, it makes my tail twitch and sometimes fall off, and then I have to spend a great deal of time looking for it."

"What... other fellow?"

Eeyore make a slow circle towards his house, which they could see was practically nothing more than a pile of sticks in the shape of a tent. "The other fellow. The one who lives in the other direction, down the other tunnel. He came here about the same time as I did."

"And when was that?"

"Oh... some time ago. Time enough for me to build a--"

"--house, yes, we know," said Jeannie Robin with some impatience. "We know all that."

"Sorry," said Eeyore. "Didn't mean to disturb you, waste your time."

"Doctor," said Jeannie, "why don't we try visiting the other fellow. The one Eeyore doesn't like very much. If he doesn't like him," she lowered her voice, "it's probably because he's a cheerful sort."

"Who is a cheerful sort? Eeyore?"

"No, no, the other fellow. The one Eeyore doesn't like."

"Perhaps Eeyore would like to come along with us."

Jeannie made a face at the Doctor's suggestion. "I don't think so. He's rather a sad type. I'd think we would be forever frowning around him, don't you?"

"Perhaps. But even so--"

"Oh, all right, silly old Time Lord. Eeyore--"

"No, thank you," said Eeyore gloomily. "I heard everything you said, even the quiet parts. My ears are quite good, even if they are long and gray and not much to look at."

"Oh, come on, Doctor," said Jeannie in annoyance and walked off, and Pooh stumped off after her with Piglet trailing behind. Eeyore looked after them impassively.

"Now I wonder why they left in such a huff?" he murmured.

* * *

"Impressive," said Robb. "Most impressive."

Finding the smallest cracks and spaces in the machinery of the TARDIS, the Woozles sped through it, looking over all the intricate workings of the Time and Space Machine. Finally they rematerialized in the main control room again.

"It's just what we thought," said Robb, smacking his non-existent lips in anticipation. "It's a Time and Space Machine, for certain."

"And so large," whistled Straka.

Robb looked at him with a very annoying touch of superiority. "That," he said huffily, "is the way that Time and Space Machines are. Do you realize what we have here, Straka?"

Straka thought it over. "Besides a Time and Space Machine, you mean? I mean, I would think that having that alone would be a bit sensational, wouldn't you?"

"Yes, of course!" declared Robb. "It is sensational. It means that we have beat the military cutbacks."

Now Straka was very pleased about this, because it meant that he would be able to keep his job and perhaps maybe, just maybe, buy that little planet he had had his eye on for quite some time. But before he could do that, he reasoned, he felt he had best know what Robb had in mind. "What do you have in mind, Robb?"

"Just this. Because this machine is so large, we can bring it back to our home planet in the Fourth Dimension, fit our entire army into it, bring it back here and take over the entire Universe. We won't have to build hundreds of our own trans-dimensional ships. Just one of these will do the job."

"Ah!" said Straka, who thought this quite a pleasing proposition indeed. "Ah!" And then he spotted Jeannie Robin's jacket hanging over in a corner, and Piglet's hat/home on the floor, and said "Ah!" in a different sort of voice altogether. "Robb, there are people in this machine already."

Robb looked where Straka was looking and nodded slowly. "So there are. So There Are," and his voice sounded very unpleasant. "Well then... we shall have to remove them."

"But where will we find them?"

"Find them? We won't have to. In time, they will come back here, and when they do... and when they do..."

* * *

The place that they had walked to now was as completely different from Eeyore's Gloomy Place as a nice, good-smelling freshly-baked cake was from one that had fallen because you slammed shut the oven door after sneaking a look at it. Having gone down the other path, the three travelers found themselves in a place that, although it was no more a forest than was Eeyore's home, still gave an impression of having much greenery and growing things and just overall life.

"This is much nicer," said Piglet was an approving nod.

"Much," agreed Doctor Pooh. "Someplace that you can relax and not worry about being wooofff!"

Now this last was a rather odd sound for Doctor Pooh to make under ordinary circumstances but these were hardly ordinary circumstances. A small bundle of orange with black stripes had appeared out of nowhere and bowled over the Doctor, and had now planted himself firmly on the Doctor's stomach.

Pooh stared up for a moment and then said, "Hallo. What are you doing on my stomach?"

"Looking at you," said the newcomer reasonably.

"Ah," said the Doctor. "I see. Do you think perhaps you might be able to see me just as well if you were down on the ground? I think it might not be quite as uncomfortable."

"oh!" said the newcomer, and he obediently hopped off Doctor Pooh. They stared at each other quizzically.

"So," said Pooh. "Here we are."

"Yes," said the newcomer.

"Who are you?" Jeannie Robin finally asked.

"I'm Tigger," said Tigger.

"And you live down here?" asked the Doctor, who was becoming more and more surprised over how crowded the Hundred-Acre TARDIS seemed to have become.

"Oh certainly," said Tigger cheerfully. "For a long time now."

"Oh," said Pooh, and then he noticed that his watch told him that it was five minutes to eleven. "Eh, do you have anything to eat hereabouts?"

Tigger made a face. "Tiggers don't like most of the things to eat hereabouts. The only thing I like to eat is what Baby Roo eats, so I eat over at their place a great deal."

The three travelers looked at each other with a measure of distress. More people to visit! Pooh's legs were becoming quite tired, as were Piglet's, who had to run many steps to keep up with Pooh and Jeannie Robin. And even Jeannie was becoming a bit tired of the Expotition.

So Doctor Pooh said, "I have an idea. Perhaps we should be returning to the main room, since it is getting rather close to meal time, or if not meal time, then at least certainly time for a little smack of something or other."

And Jeannie Robin said, "That is an excellent idea. Would you like to come along as well, Tigger?"

"Not right now," said Tigger cheerfully. "Perhaps in a while. Yes. Perhaps then." And that said, he began to bounce away down the hall, only to stop and say, "We Tiggers never know when we'll be in the mood to visit somewhere." And he bounced out of sight.

Pooh and Jeannie turned to leave and Piglet said in disappointment, "Is that the end of the Expotition?"

"For today, little Piglet," said Jeannie.

"But we didn't find anything. We don't know how all these others got to be here at all!"

"I suppose they got here in the usual way," said Jeannie mysteriously.

"Oh," said Piglet, in an I-don't-understand-but-I-don't-want-to-seem-the-only-one-who-doesn't tone of voice. "The usual way. Nothing unusual about that."

They walked back out past the place where the two corridors had branched off, back up several staircases, all the time following Piglet's breadcrumbs, and Pooh was thinking how nice it would be to gather up all those nice breadcrumbs and pile them over in a corner with a pot of honey, a napkin, and lots of time, when they finally arrived back at the main control room of the TARDIS.

And there, waiting for them, much to their surprise, were two Woozles--certainly much to their surprise, since two Woozles are not the sort of things one expects to see waiting in a control room at the end of an Expotition.

Pooh looked at Piglet and Jeannie Robin and then back to the Woozles and said, "I'm sorry. We must have come to the wrong place."

"No you haven't," said Robb. "We've been waiting for you."

"Oh," said Pooh. "That's because we were not here, but someplace else. So... hallo. I'd offer you something to eat, since you seem to thin that I can see right through you, but we have nothing immediately about."

"That's all right," said Straka Craftily. "You do have something you can offer us."

"What's that?"

"This time machine."

Doctor Pooh scratched his head thoughtfully. "I think it's far too big to eat," he said finally, "and not at all tasty, I'm sure."

"I'm sure, too," said Piglet, who was sure, since he had once tried to munch on a control knob thinking it was a haycorn and had had a sore mouth for several days, however long days might be in a TARDIS.

"You don't understand," said Robb.

"I don't?"

"No."

"Do you?" asked Pooh.

"Yes."

"Ah. It's settled then."

Straka had no idea what was settled, or unsettled, or even at that point what they were talking about, but Robb continued. "We want to take this time machine back to our dimension and use it to conquer the universe in the name of the Woozles."

Jeannie Robin rolled her eyes in a way that showed she had had quite enough of people wanting to conquer the Universe, thank you very much. And Pooh asked, "Can't the Woozles conquer the Universe in their own name?"

Hardly any brain at all in this one, thought Robb, who then went on, "We are Woozles."

"Oh. That's all right then," said the Doctor.

"No it's not all right, Doctor!" declared Jeannie. "We won't give you the TARDIS, Woozles. Certainly not to conquer the Universe. And besides, what makes you think that the Universe could be conquered by Woozles? Look at you," and she passed a hand right through Robb's middle. "You're not even here."

Pooh had never met anyone who was not there and was about to ask how such a thing could be, and how did they manage to eat or go to the movies when Robb said, "We are from a different dimension. Our bodies are actually back in the other dimension, sitting in machines that project images of us here. You see, building ships that can cross dimensions is very expensive, and this method is far far cheaper."

"So I would think," said Pooh, and so he would have if he had understood what the Woozle was talking about.

"So," said Straka, "you are going to send this... TARDIS... back through to our dimension, and then we can fit as many of our army into it as we wish."

"Oh really? And do you think we're just going to let you?" asked Jeannie Robin.

"Yes," said Robb. "Because even though we can't touch you, we still have power over you."

And all of a sudden Doctor Pooh felt nervous. Extremely Nervous. So Nervous that he began to shake all over, and he was shaking so frantically that all sorts of things began flying out of his pockets. He looked at the rapidly-piling mess and said "Oh b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bother!"

And Jeannie found herself in a similar situation, feeling so nervous and upset that she could not see straight.

"Wha-wha-what's hap-hap-hap-hap-hap-pening?" she exclaimed.

"We have the power," said the Woozle casually, "to effect emotions. We can make you feel any way we want you to. We can make you laugh"--Pooh laughed--"or cry"--Jeannie started to cry--"or anything at all. And we won't stop until you agree to work this machine for us."

"Never!" cried Jeannie Robin.

"Well," laughed Pooh, "p-p-perhaps after lunch?"

Suddenly Robb turned. "Where is the little pink fellow? The squeaker?"

"He must have slipped out," said Straka. "But what could he do?"

* * *

Piglet went running down the stairs and suddenly stumbled, and fell headlong, not with a Bump, since he was small, but more with a bump, and a thump, and a crash at the bottom of the steps. He lay there, caught his breath which seemed determined to go for a little stroll of its own and leave him there breathless at the stair bottom, and then he picked himself up and ran.

He followed the trail of breadcrumbs he had left, came to the twin corridors, and choosing light over dark, ran towards Tigger's house. Tigger's bouncing still made him nervous, but Eeyore's place was dark and gloomy, and Piglet preferred light boucingness over dark gloominess any day of the week (even in a week that was part of a month with an "r" in it).

And so he ran, as we have said, until he came to the place where Tigger had been, only Tigger wasn't. Instead he saw Kanga with baby Roo in her pouch in front. He didn't know in fact that this was Kanga and baby Roo, but instead only knew them to be two rather unusual-looking animals.

"Hallo," said Piglet nervously.

"Hallo," said Kanga in a very gentle and motherly-patient sort of way that immediately put Piglet at ease. "Is something wrong?"

Quickly Piglet told them what had happened in the control room of the TARDIS, and Kanga became more and more concerned and Roo became more and more excited.

"Ooooh," said Roo in delight, "we have to go help."

"Yes, dear, but I think you should stay here. It may be dangerous."

"Oh no," said Piglet. "You should bring him. We need everyone we can if we're going to form a cavity and go to the rescue."

Kanga frowned and then smiled a small smile. "I think you mean cavalry, Piglet dear."

"Oh," said Piglet and "I see" said Piglet and "Let's go then!" said Piglet.

And Kanga, who decided that it was better not to leave Roo by himself after all, since he would never take his Extract of Malt on time that way, agreed to bring him, and told Piglet to climb into her pouch so that they could go find Tigger and yes, even Eeyore, to go help.

Piglet slipped into Kanga's pouch next to Roo, which delighted Roo no end, and thought to himself, Well this is really better than finding Tigger first, since I would have had to ride him and his bouncing would certainly have made things difficult.

And just as he completed that thought, Kanga began to bounce down the corridor to find Tigger.

Perhaps            if             after           bounced.
  it         better  I        first  all        Kanga
    might  been       had  Tigger     thought  as
        have            found             Piglet

The Woozles had been at it for some time but Pooh and Jeannie had still refused to help them--Jeannie because she was stubborn and Pooh because he was laughing too hard and even if he hadn't been laughing so hard wouldn't have been much help anyway, being a Time Lord of Very Little Brain.

And then they heard a lot of noise outside the control room and at that very moment, no earlier and no later, came Piglet's cavity. Eeyore came in, gloomily leading the way as he said he would because he knew he was going to be asked anyway since it was That Kind of Rescue. And Tigger came bouncing behind him, and Kanga, with Roo and Piglet in her pouch, behind him.

Kanga stayed in the background as Eeyore and Tigger came to face the Woozles.

"Hallo," said Eeyore gloomily. "Nice day for it."

"So," said Robb, "reinforcements have come, eh? Straka, you handle the orange one, and I'll take this one." And with that, he sent a thought that should have made Eeyore burst into paralyzing fits of laughter.

Eeyore looked at him sadly. "Just as I thought," and his tail twitched forlornly. "Not even a word of greeting. Not so much as a how-do-you-do-Eeyore. That's all right. I wasn't expecting it."

"This is ridiculous," said Robb, and he concentrated harder.

"After all," continued Eeyore, who should have been rolling helplessly on the floor, "if you expect things you're disappointed, that's what I always say. I'm not boring you, am I?"

At the same time, Straka was trying to stop Tigger with a burst of sadness, but Tigger bounced around playfully, making "mrrrorrrr" sounds. "You should be crying," Straka told him.

"Certainly not," said Tigger. "Crying is what Tiggers do worst. I should know, because I'm a Tigger and it's what I do worst." And Straka also concentrated harder, but Tigger seemed more interested in trying to pounce on him, which was the way he greeted everyone since pouncing on people was the way Tiggers greeted them. So he kept bounding through Straka, and the Woozle considered it most distressing, and Tigger ignored, or didn't even notice, Straka's efforts to depress him other than as a small buzzing in his nose which he managed to swat away without much difficulty.

Straka began to back up to get away from the bouncing Tigger, because the bouncing made him nervous, and Robb began to back away from Eeyore because all of Eeyore made him nervous.

"Now if you ask me," said Eeyore, "although nobody ever does, since they say, 'Oh, he's just Eeyore, what could he possibly have to offer,' but if you did ask me--"

Robb let out a shriek, turned and ran right into Straka. The two Woozles vanished without a trace.

Eeyore looked at the spot where they had been but no longer were. "See," he said, "I knew they wouldn't ask."

Jeannie Robin had wiped her eyes dry and Doctor Pooh had picked himself off the floor and they went over gratefully to their rescuers.

"How remarkable," said Jeannie Robin. "Eeyore was so gloomy and Tigger was so bouncy that it was too much for the Woozles. You sort of cancelled them out. Congratulations," she said solemnly. "You have just defeated an alien menace."

"Defeating alien menaces," said Tigger, "is what Tiggers do best."

Jeannie spotted Piglet peeking out of Kanga's pouch. "And you, Piglet. Do you bring everyone here?"

Piglet nodded modestly.

"You have done a Very Grand Thing, Piglet," said Jeannie. "We shan't forget this. Not ever."

Piglet colored very pink and managed to squeak out, "thank you," in a very little voice.

Later on that day they had a big party to celebrate Piglet's rescue party which they called "Piglet's Rescue Party Party," a name that Pooh suggested and was quite pleased that it was chosen. They found all the food storage places in the TARDIS, and set up a long table, and everyone sat around and had a wonderful time, except Eeyore, who only had a less miserable time than he usually did.

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